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Postby Lawn Feed » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:17 pm

As relations between our two communities have reached a point of crisis I'm here, on darkdemon, as a show of goodwill in an attempt to negotiate a solution. In the past we've bent over backwards to accommodate your cruel demands, but those days are over, our weak leadership has been overthrown and replaced by a new strong one. We are efficient, organised and we will spam attack you if that's what it comes to.

Here are our demands:

1) Stop attempting to manipulate our community through the discrete placement of secret agents, I know abut every single one of your agents and am moving to eliminate them, this will no longer be tolerated

2) Stop treating our members as second class citizens on your website, that is discrimination

3) Replace your smilies with our smilies so that we can achieve a standardised language across all pivot communities, this is in everyone's interest

4) Stop making pivot hentai you fucking sickos

These are our demands, agree to them or we will spam you. You might think you have us outnumbered but we have secretly constructed a vast network of hidden free forums from which we can coordinate never ending spam attacks, I call this network the oucho plan and it is unstoppable.

My actions may seem provocative but I still believe we can reach a detente and am prepared to stay up all night negotiating with your top negotiators.
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby tuna » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:38 pm

this is DUMB and STUPID
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Gary » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:08 pm

we will never give up our pivot hentai
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Postby SIFTER » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:01 pm

Where's the middle finger emote when you need it
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Lawn Feed » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:55 am

Enough idle chat I demand to speak to Adam.
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby tuna » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:23 am

there is no adam. our only active admin is gary lmao
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Lawn Feed » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:34 am

Adam was a man I could negotiate with, he understood the way interforum politics works. Gary on the other hand ...

You should never have tried to spread pivot hentai onto our forum, we have no option but to retaliate.
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Gary » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:37 pm

show proof of us spreading pivot hentai onto your forum please, i dont believe any of our members have done so
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Lawn Feed » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:44 am

There is pivot hentai on Droidz now, we did not produce it, we know that you produced it, evidence: http://thedarkdemon.com/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=5043

Darkdemon is the only online community that produces and uses pivot hentai, who else could have done it? I know that you have been trying to gain influence on Droidz through the placement of discrete agents but attacking us with pivot hentai is a step too far. The previously benign Droidz community is now mobilised and angry. Are you really suggesting that pivot hentai, invented and produced by Darkdemon, made it's way to Droidz by chance? Stop producing pivot hentai and destroy all your stores or we will attack you.
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Gary » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:38 am

show us the pivot hentai on droidz, we here at darkdemon keep our pivot hentai safe and contained within this site
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby questman » Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:17 pm

Thankfully our dutiful moderators scrubbed the forum of your ilk so there is no evidence left. Let me be the first to say however that what I, and many of my friends at Droidz, had to witness was disturbing. I'm not going to to tell you what you can and can't do in the privacy of your own home, but to try and corrupt others into your way of life is unacceptable.
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby darkdemon is shit » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:06 pm

this forum is now under my control everyone must report to me and obey my demands. first order every staff member ban yourselves, second step delete the forum or make me admin, otherwise the forum gets deleted. you cant win. also knock knock
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby SIFTER » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:44 pm

Welcome in, my dudes. Wanna talk this through over some coffee? The place is yours
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Marble_ » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:46 pm

oucho what are you doing
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Re: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of Droidz.org

Postby Gary » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:55 am

darkdemon is shit wrote:this forum is now under my control everyone must report to me and obey my demands. first order every staff member ban yourselves, second step delete the forum or make me admin, otherwise the forum gets deleted. you cant win. also knock knock


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