by Lawn Feed » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:17 pm
As relations between our two communities have reached a point of crisis I'm here, on darkdemon, as a show of goodwill in an attempt to negotiate a solution. In the past we've bent over backwards to accommodate your cruel demands, but those days are over, our weak leadership has been overthrown and replaced by a new strong one. We are efficient, organised and we will spam attack you if that's what it comes to.
Here are our demands:
1) Stop attempting to manipulate our community through the discrete placement of secret agents, I know abut every single one of your agents and am moving to eliminate them, this will no longer be tolerated
2) Stop treating our members as second class citizens on your website, that is discrimination
3) Replace your smilies with our smilies so that we can achieve a standardised language across all pivot communities, this is in everyone's interest
4) Stop making pivot hentai you fucking sickos
These are our demands, agree to them or we will spam you. You might think you have us outnumbered but we have secretly constructed a vast network of hidden free forums from which we can coordinate never ending spam attacks, I call this network the oucho plan and it is unstoppable.
My actions may seem provocative but I still believe we can reach a detente and am prepared to stay up all night negotiating with your top negotiators.