by Grams » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:01 pm
To quarantine Texas from the rest of the world (even though Texas obviously isn't the only location with this problem), we should place bombs along the border between Mexico and the U.S. It'll separate from the mainland and create a massive ebola-filled island. Then, we mount rockets on the bottom to launch it to the Moon. It will become a tourist attraction accumulating immense revenue for the Earth Federation, which has come to form since the launch of Project: Texas 50 years ago. After some million or so years, the Sun will expand and kill us all.