CERN Blackhole: No April Fool's Joke...

[Juke]

April Fools.

[SIFTER]

April Fools.

It's not even April yet...

[Juke]

March Fools.

[SIFTER]

Yeahh, that's more like it.

[ggtfim2]

die in a blackhole
my dream

[Koolcid]

IF I GO I'M TAKING EVERYONE WITH ME.

[SIFTER]

Please do.

[Grams]

T-28 hours until the end of times

[Jojishi]

Just so you all know, if the world doesn't get sucked into a blackhole it could also become a pulsar star. There's a lot of research that supports this. CERN have documented themselves that they've created quark gluon plasma, otherwise known as strange liquid. This has reached temperatures of 7.2 trillion degrees celsius (250,000 times hotter than the center of the sun). This matter can leak out strange quarks... This becomes an issue if the strange quark is a negative quark (usually it's positive, but thousands of these are created each day at CERN, which could be pushing the odds too far) and not only that, but also a stable negative quark. What these quarks would then do is absorb anything that is positive. So this strange matter can continue to grow until it has sucked in everything.

The strange quarks have likely fallen to the center of the Earth. Once the strange matter has accumulated enough mass (with all the hundreds/thousands of stable negative strange quarks dripping into the Earth's core) it can then start eating the Earth from the inside out. In this scenario it will continue to eat the Earth until one day, out of nowhere, Richter 9 earthquakes suddenly start happening all over the world. It's at this moment that the entire world only has a few minutes left to live. You'll either get killed in the earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, or get sucked into the strange matter. This will form a pulsar star. If you want to learn more there's a video here.


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To support the Fermi paradox is the fact that radio transmissions have been found from pulsar stars, blackholes and other things. Just something to consider if you truly think a catastrophic event would never happen. Could these things have previously been planets which intelligent life inhabited?

Whatever is happening at CERN, it could be sinister. Refer to the Berenstein Bears problem. Apparently, we could have shifted into a parallel universe as a result of reality being messed with. Think CERN isn't capable of this? They've made evaporating blackholes, quark gluon plasma, 7.2 trillion degrees celsius matter, cubic centimeter of matter which weighed 40 billion tons... They referred to the Higgs Boson particle as the "God particle". They think they are Gods and they are messing with things that shouldn't be messed with.

I hope this has opened your eyes to what's going on in the world. There may be an end of the world scenario, but maybe not in some hours from now. It could be days, weeks, months, years, maybe decades from now the pulsar star will emerge. Who knows. Make the most of every second.

[tenks]

nigger

[MCToast]

This thread ruined my high

[Caleb]

Gonna just drop in here to say that unless you have sources that aren't biased you can't go on and just say all this shit thank you very much. You're actually spreading genuine chaos to some of the younger readers that don't know better without any ground to actually stand on thus far.

[Josh]

You're actually spreading genuine chaos to some of the younger readers that don't know better without any ground to actually stand on thus far.

He is? No one seems that chaotic really.

[Caleb]

So far the only people that seem to comment are just laughing it off, but I can imagine random 13 year olds coming here would get freaked the fuck out by this. Kinda don't want to just let that slip.

[Lord]

I think I seen an article posted 15 minutes ago about this being started up again, there was something there about 'the Force' and some April Fools stuff too but I'll find the link again now...

Edit: Can't find it, must have just been a gag or something, moving on.