Okay so a while back, in 2012 I think, me and my friends were out at a party and we came across this shady looking guy outside a bar. He walked up to us and asked us if we had ever heard of "memes". Now at the time I had no idea what they were and we were all pretty wasted so we decided to play along. He asked us if we would like some, and, being the foolish teenagers that we were, we said sure, why not. He took out his cellphone and showed us a picture - https://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_picture ... for+him/17
Ever since then I have secretly snorted memes and its beginning to affect my life. People pass me by and I always hear them muttering 5 year old memes like 'u mad bro' and 'problem?'.. When I look in the mirror, I think I see that face but I blink and it goes away... I feel like the only sane person on the planet. What do I do? I've asked my body pillow for help but she doesn't say anything :(
