Current Confessions

[Daniël]

I've trained my bowels to only shit in the comfort of my own home. When I was ever at school I would always let out silent farts here and there, with a slight grumble and movement in my intestines, but it would always know it wasn't time. As soon as I got through the front door my anus would speak to me in the form of loud chortling farts, letting me know that if I was ready, so was it.

That's poetic man.

Shit Mat, you know what I meant. Smack yourself in the face, if you'd be so kind.

'At's right!

[Raymond]

I hated taking shits in school.

I used to play battleshit with my friends after track meets. All the random parents would walk in and then walk right back out lol. But yea public stalls are nasty. If I do use a public bathroom, I usually make a seat cover out of toilet paper.

Also I found the video of me pissing my pants at my graduation ceremony, but it's on vhs since it's from like 1998. How would I upload that?

[Lord]

Aren't there stores where you can change VHS to DVD?
If quality doesn't matter then you could probably just use your phone or something to video it on the screen of the TV.

[Alca]

I dont even use the restrooms at school. I hate public restrooms.

Neither do I, but I literally find it physically impossible to use the public restrooms. The only time I can use public toilets is when I'm drunk and just don't care, or if I'm at the point where my kidneys are about to explode. Nevermind taking a shit, most of the time I find it impossible to even piss. I have no idea if it's some kind of extreme social anxiety but it really sucks.

[Daniël]

I dislike peeing when people (I don't know) are near too. At least in an open area, it's not much of a problem in a stall, but being around people while peeing just makes me almost unable to even pee sometimes when the need isn't all too high.

[Chris]

I dislike cheese, unless on a sandwich or in eggs.

[Daniël]

I'm betting 20$ you'd make an exception for pizza.

[Gage]

I'm betting 20$ you'd make an exception for pizza.

I raise you another 20$ and say he'd make an exception for anything else that wouldn't be cheese alone

[Daniël]

I'm betting 20$ you'd make an exception for pizza.

I raise you another 20$ and say he'd make an exception for anything else that wouldn't be cheese alone

The vagueness of your proposition would make this a guaranteed profit for me.

[Koolcid]

I hated taking shits in school.

I used to play battleshit with my friends after track meets. All the random parents would walk in and then walk right back out lol. But yea public stalls are nasty. If I do use a public bathroom, I usually make a seat cover out of toilet paper.

Also I found the video of me pissing my pants at my graduation ceremony, but it's on vhs since it's from like 1998. How would I upload that?

What in the fuck is battleshit?

[Tosh]

I hated taking shits in school.

I used to play battleshit with my friends after track meets. All the random parents would walk in and then walk right back out lol. But yea public stalls are nasty. If I do use a public bathroom, I usually make a seat cover out of toilet paper.

Also I found the video of me pissing my pants at my graduation ceremony, but it's on vhs since it's from like 1998. How would I upload that?

What in the fuck is battleshit?

You've never played battleshit? It's when you and your friends split into two teams. One goes to one side of the bathroom and the other team goes to the opposite one. You then build a fort using the unflushed shit that's in the toilets and yeah, I have no idea what battleshit is.

[Grams]

It's when you and your friends split into two teams. One goes to one side of the bathroom and the other team goes to the opposite one. You then build a fort using the unflushed shit that's in the toilets

I like this version.

[Peebles]

That was actually one of the funniest things i've read on this site.

[Gary]

My favourite sport is Battleshit. My team is currently undefeated.