breakjail

by **Ashero** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:59 pm

it may take years, but train yourself to swin long distances and swim off teh island to good land

by **Phewz** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:52 pm

consider gathering materials for a campfire in order to use smoke signals should that become necessary

by **Mat** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:54 pm

Do all of the drugs you hid up your ass before your arrest.

by **Gage** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:17 pm

If you want to break a jail, you're first going to need to get a deconstruction kit

by **Cheese** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:23 pm

Just run breakjail.exe, you'll be teleported home.

by **qbeef** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:53 am

Mat wrote:Do all of the drugs you hid up your ass before your arrest.

by **Gary** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:08 am

Panic because the drugs are sending you on a highway straight to a new dimension

by **Daniël** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:17 am

Use the drugs to create wings that will fly you away.

by **qbeef** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:46 am

Daniël wrote:Use the drugs to create wings that will fly you away.

WOAH

FUCK YEAH

by **Mat** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:51 am

The hallucinations convince you that the safety of the universe depends on you ripping out your left eye.

by **Spock** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:01 pm

You ARE the cat

by **Four** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:12 pm

You try to swim.

by **Anton** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:40 pm

What's inside that cute crab ? I want to know.