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Postby tuna » Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:21 am

rap about the person above you
be mean

some admin please embed some rap bg music so that it plays when you enter the thread
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Daniël » Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:35 am

aww shit niggah here we go
someone edit in a sick beat cuz im bout to spit
yeh

bitch u poppin orange, dat really all you got
money aint no excuse to b dissin on the pink squad
u 14 smoking weed, thinking u got dank
but bitch ur position is to give ppl their rank
everything you ever made is at most sub par
tryin to retaliate? nigga u cant pivot war
why you even postin here on the dark demon
you can barely see ur keyboard cuz its full of semen

mmmmmbitch getwacked
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Raymond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:36 pm

Tuna raising the roof with his orange squad swag
posting around darkdemon trying to sell a bag
still in high school, as cool as can be
he aint got friends, that I can see
bitch by his side and not for long
she wanted his sticks, but he showed her his dong
Thinking he's cool starting a rap battle thread
Tuna fish sucks, yea you heard what I said
Now get the fuck out with your stupid ass rhymes
This is DarkDemon nigga, get with the times

Edit: Fuckin a Daniel
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby tuna » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:43 pm

daniel posted his rhyme about an hour ago
where's your wit man, are you seriously that slow
maybe you're getting rusty, it's starting to show
you gonna respond? my expectations are low
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Raymond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:26 pm

I'm at a place called work and it hasn't been slow
I typed out a rhyme, but got a call from a hoe
Being 14, I doubt you would know
learn how to work and rake in that dough
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby socks » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:38 pm

Moniker of the employee states "Ray"
evil admin running mouth til his payday.
condescending attitude ruins the brandished guise
Job name goes as follows "jerks off guys"
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Jon » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:43 pm

What kind of guy, calls himself Stripes?
Maybe his ma was smokin' the crack pipe,
sucking dick on the corner, to feed her addiction,
first pregnant whore to have a crack fiend conviction
Don't step to me, you can't match my diction,
this is my jurisdiction, my words cause friction,
makin' fire.
So Stripes, this is your cue,
step off, or I'll leave you striped, black and blue.
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Daniël » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:52 pm

*clears throat*
building hype yyih yih
ah hit it

its jon fuckin edwards, please take a seat
calls himself old cunt, guess ya are what ya eat
tryna act buff in the land down under
bitch when i clap ya you hear fukin thunder
im not tryin to say that you low on ur swag
just that all ur skills fucking lag
bitch u still black n blue, dats why u retired
voluntarily? sure, bitch you got fired
cuz ur merely the person that no-one admired
and u bringing the shit that no-one desired

yeh hit em with dem offensive shit yeah
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby socks » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:48 pm

He calls himself "The Magician." Let me give you an instance.
One minute he's here, next he's not, can you tell the difference?
Well i mean it's not like he held significant worth being heard.
He doesn't know better than to just stay out of sight, fucking absurd.
Self proclaimed botanist smoking the very extravagant
Dumb motherfucker should just turn vagrant, avoid the embarrassment.
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby tenks » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:12 am

HAHA, here's a little something for you busters, yeah

What's up with that?
Yall cowards don't even smoke crack

Hater, you don't even smoke crack, bitch, you's a mark fool
Motherfuck that ho shit, that's a G, that's him
I'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner
I changed the game don't get it misunderstood
Hitting it out the glass and that smoke all good
Can't water it with green, get work, got that stick
Laws know I keep it, they on my dick, these niggas sick
But when I do smoke some weed
I'm straight out that rose, you best believe
But green ain't better than that hard, hard is so much fun
Seven for forty-five, wholesale gets it done
And I don't care if you judge me
I'm smoking cooked, and living so lovely
So stop looking like you're dumb
You know you wanna try, but fail to get some

It's on if I feel
I'm blazing white, now my destiny ain't stopping
I'm coming up in a song to rap
I sold my soul to satan but bought it back from God with this song
Y'all bustas ain't ballin
Until you smoke some work and see who really paper calling
Y'all falling off like the last century
No respect from me till you get that cheese
And you see what life is all about
Till then you just a little bitch with a raised snout
I gets my clout from the mainstream
It's always love and dap in my dope scene
I'm clowning, and keeping it rock
My coke chopped and screwed cause I'm on the block
I'm stinging big and bringing work
All the while keeping y'all haters feelings hurt
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Gage » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:50 am

oh snap homey
you stink
you're mean
you make fun of my mum
and you act like you are the coolest around
you're nothing but a big bully


wird
Im not doing it for the money
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby socks » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:13 pm

boy oh boy, what do we have here!
a virtual wordsmith acting a bit queer?
niggas' got a portfolio with mo' money and mo' dough
too bad he aint going to show his head here no mo, fo sho.
he single-handedly wrote a rap battle for the ages.
now we locked in this thread like rats in cages...
(incoming lock - the rap...)
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Aron » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:47 pm

Ha! Bitch! You call that mean?
You ruined the forum with your stupid memes!
Everyone hates you because of MEMEoriam!
Now go suck a penis and go quit the forum!
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby TheRavenHouse » Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:31 pm

You better learn some respect
Before you get wrecked
Don't try to fuck with the best
When you just one of the rest
And you're fucking blessed
To get raped by me
I'm sicker than Eazy E
Fucking raw with HIV
You're sick like cancer
Don't fucking answer me
Unless I give you permission
I'm reducing your manhood like circumcision
I own you, you better not talk back
Unless your mouth's on my nut sack
Compensating for what you lack
Don't even try to fucking rap
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Re: rap battle thread

Postby Aron » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:02 pm

I don't know if you're aware, but your rhymes suck ASS!
Ya feelin so important cuz you're talkin crap,
Now lemme tell ya something, ya swagless wimp,
Your raps, they lag, so suck ma PIMP!
Listening to yer raps feels like hell,
Lame, got no game, such a fail,
Stuck in jail,
This thread's a cell,
I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail!
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