TheDarkDemon

Tuna raising the roof with his orange squad swag
posting around darkdemon trying to sell a bag
still in high school, as cool as can be
he aint got friends, that I can see
bitch by his side and not for long
she wanted his sticks, but he showed her his dong
Thinking he's cool starting a rap battle thread
Tuna fish sucks, yea you heard what I said
Now get the fuck out with your stupid ass rhymes
This is DarkDemon nigga, get with the times

Edit: Fuckin a Daniel

I'm at a place called work and it hasn't been slow
I typed out a rhyme, but got a call from a hoe
Being 14, I doubt you would know
learn how to work and rake in that dough

Moniker of the employee states "Ray"
evil admin running mouth til his payday.
condescending attitude ruins the brandished guise
Job name goes as follows "jerks off guys"

What kind of guy, calls himself Stripes?
Maybe his ma was smokin' the crack pipe,
sucking dick on the corner, to feed her addiction,
first pregnant whore to have a crack fiend conviction
Don't step to me, you can't match my diction,
this is my jurisdiction, my words cause friction,
makin' fire.
So Stripes, this is your cue,
step off, or I'll leave you striped, black and blue.

He calls himself "The Magician." Let me give you an instance.
One minute he's here, next he's not, can you tell the difference?
Well i mean it's not like he held significant worth being heard.
He doesn't know better than to just stay out of sight, fucking absurd.
Self proclaimed botanist smoking the very extravagant
Dumb motherfucker should just turn vagrant, avoid the embarrassment.

HAHA, here's a little something for you busters, yeah

What's up with that?
Yall cowards don't even smoke crack

Hater, you don't even smoke crack, bitch, you's a mark fool
Motherfuck that ho shit, that's a G, that's him
I'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner
I changed the game don't get it misunderstood
Hitting it out the glass and that smoke all good
Can't water it with green, get work, got that stick
Laws know I keep it, they on my dick, these niggas sick
But when I do smoke some weed
I'm straight out that rose, you best believe
But green ain't better than that hard, hard is so much fun
Seven for forty-five, wholesale gets it done
And I don't care if you judge me
I'm smoking cooked, and living so lovely
So stop looking like you're dumb
You know you wanna try, but fail to get some

It's on if I feel
I'm blazing white, now my destiny ain't stopping
I'm coming up in a song to rap
I sold my soul to satan but bought it back from God with this song
Y'all bustas ain't ballin
Until you smoke some work and see who really paper calling
Y'all falling off like the last century
No respect from me till you get that cheese
And you see what life is all about
Till then you just a little bitch with a raised snout
I gets my clout from the mainstream
It's always love and dap in my dope scene
I'm clowning, and keeping it rock
My coke chopped and screwed cause I'm on the block
I'm stinging big and bringing work
All the while keeping y'all haters feelings hurt

oh snap homey
you stink
you're mean
you make fun of my mum
and you act like you are the coolest around
you're nothing but a big bully


wird

boy oh boy, what do we have here!
a virtual wordsmith acting a bit queer?
niggas' got a portfolio with mo' money and mo' dough
too bad he aint going to show his head here no mo, fo sho.
he single-handedly wrote a rap battle for the ages.
now we locked in this thread like rats in cages...
(incoming lock - the rap...)

Ha! Bitch! You call that mean?
You ruined the forum with your stupid memes!
Everyone hates you because of MEMEoriam!
Now go suck a penis and go quit the forum!

You better learn some respect
Before you get wrecked
Don't try to fuck with the best
When you just one of the rest
And you're fucking blessed
To get raped by me
I'm sicker than Eazy E
Fucking raw with HIV
You're sick like cancer
Don't fucking answer me
Unless I give you permission
I'm reducing your manhood like circumcision
I own you, you better not talk back
Unless your mouth's on my nut sack
Compensating for what you lack
Don't even try to fucking rap

I don't know if you're aware, but your rhymes suck ASS!
Ya feelin so important cuz you're talkin crap,
Now lemme tell ya something, ya swagless wimp,
Your raps, they lag, so suck ma PIMP!
Listening to yer raps feels like hell,
Lame, got no game, such a fail,
Stuck in jail,
This thread's a cell,
I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail!