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Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:16 am
by Lord
Okay,
guys,
I'm SERIOUS on this one...

Bacon has been one of mans go-to foods since prehistoric times and I find it disgraceful that it hasn't been discussed here.

So...
How do you cook yer' bacon?
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Do you grill it?
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Do you fry it?
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Do you Assault rifle it?
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Bacon is one of mans most beloved foods and deserves to be discussed here... in the Spam Pit.
So hit me with yer' bacon routine,

how much bacon per day?
Do like strips of it?
Or maybe smoked?

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:17 am
by Juke
I'm really hungry now.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:38 am
by Alca
Don't really like bacon much to be honest.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:51 am
by Gary
I'm with Alca. Bacon is overhyped and isn't all that good imo

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:59 am
by Gumball
Bacon is the foundation of food. Without bacon, there is no food. Bacon makes food. Bacon.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:01 am
by Josh
Nah man, I love a bit of bacon. I just have it grilled; makes it crispy.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:18 am
by Amir
Bacon is awesome.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:19 am
by tuna
fry that bacon
bacon is overrated though. it's good, but its not great.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:32 am
by Lord
Blasphemy!
Bacon is love! Bacon... is life.

But the way I love my bacon is to have it grilled until it's nearly over-crisped. That way the actual meat of the bacon is still chewy and the fatty bits are crispy but still somewhat chewy. If it's done too little, then the fatty bits stay fatty, and if over-done the meaty bits turn thin and hard, and the fatty bits crunchy, like char.

It has to be done perfectly.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:52 am
by Llama
My family nearly always uses turkey bacon, which isn't all that bad, but the bacon is so flimsy and wet and there's no crunch to it at all. On the rare occasions that I have gotten actual pork bacon, I found that I like it to be very crunchy, cooked to the point of nearly overdone.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:46 pm
by Gumball
LordPivot wrote:Blasphemy!
Bacon is love! Bacon... is life.

But the way I love my bacon is to have it grilled until it's nearly over-crisped. That way the actual meat of the bacon is still chewy and the fatty bits are crispy but still somewhat chewy. If it's done too little, then the fatty bits stay fatty, and if over-done the meaty bits turn thin and hard, and the fatty bits crunchy, like char.

It has to be done perfectly.

Preach it brother!

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:04 pm
by Yogurt
excellent thread we got here

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:05 pm
by Shad Shadson
It's not that bacon is overrated (it is), it's that 'bacon' has become this stupid 'serious' joke that's stupid and I get a stroke from it.

I don't like crispy bacon btw, shit's gross and it has like no fucking flavor. Get some decency, boys. I make perogies and sometimes I'll even make my own bacon bits for em.

If you don't know what perogies are we're never gonna be friends, sorry m8

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:00 pm
by Lord
Of course I know what perogies are. They're dumplings of unleavened dough. (I didn't just Google that...)
I'm seeing a lot of negativity towards bacon here guys, it's not right.

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:23 pm
by socks
I prefer Steak and Eggs, aswell as cheese.