Let's Talk About Penguins...

by **Chaotic Penguin** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:36 am

Seems right for me to post here.
Penguins are capable of kicking ass. But they're asses. They're related to donkeys.

by **Caleb** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:46 am

i doubt your academic experience on this subject mister

by **Chaotic Penguin** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:39 am

Excuse me? I'm pretty sure reading some articles on Uncyclopedia automatically makes me a PHD in penguinism.

by **Omega** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:15 am

Theyre indeed assholes, they sometimes smack the back of their m8s heads and throw them into the freezing water.

by **TheRavenHouse** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:15 am

Koolcid wrote:

by **Cressel** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:48 am

No dude penguins don't use ropes.

by **Grams** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:29 pm

I heard this scourge came from outer space.

by **plasticapple** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:19 pm

What do scourges have to do with penguins?

by **Caleb** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:31 pm

everything

by **Gary** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:34 pm

Do you not remember the great Penguin Scource of 1927?

by **plasticapple** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:04 pm

Of course! I totally forgot. My grandfather was one of the million human-penguin hybrid babies born that year.
Man, I feel like an idiot.

by **Awesomator** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:09 pm

Man these penguin guys are dicks.

by **plasticapple** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:12 pm

Somebody PLEASE buy this for me!!!

by **Awesomator** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:40 pm

plasticapple wrote:Somebody PLEASE buy this for me!!!

Spoiler:

How long did that take you to photoshop? Or is it legit?