The animal in you

[Mitch]

How are you posting you were rammed over a cliff.

[tuna]

ive been daignosed with Asperger syndrome

*sigh i wish this it didnt have to end this way

I know someone who's got Aspergers syndrome but he doesn't act a complete retard.

[thebiscotticakeman]

can we get back to topic now let the next person post his animal in him :T

[Alca]

Apparently I'm a vulture.

Opportunistic Patient Greedy

Physically and socially, the vulture is a clumsy creature and its unusual features border on homeliness. Its somewhat bloated body is unusual for a creature of the air, since birds can't afford excess ballast when they're flying around. So vultures are forced to soar at the mercy of the currents and wait for opportunities to present themselves, and unlike the smaller birds are unable to control their own destinies.

Don't make the mistake of underestimating the vulture though, for it's awkward outward appearance masks an intensely sharp mind capable of long range vision. With infinite patience, the vulture uses its keen senses to detect when the moment is ripe before swooping in and claiming its prize. Most people only encounter the vulture's devious mind when it's feeding at the carcass of their dreams. Nope, the vulture is no angel and those wings on its back have no connection to the divine. For a vulture would look ridiculous wearing a halo while taping her friend's intimate conversations for the special prosecutor.

[Fear]

Bear

[Anton]

21. Do not make one or two word posts.

You could at least copy & paste the main adjectives given after the animal name.