Would you rather..?

[Jojishi]

The 40 girlfriends, because I could just drive them all to an abandoned area and say we're having a party there. There'd be so many of them there they wouldn't notice me leaving the place because they'd be fighting among themselves. Then I'd move to another country and change my identity.

Mouse or controller?

[thebiscotticakeman]

mouse

be shot by shotgun or machine-gun

[Kev]

shotgun i guess i have no real preference

to be or not to be

[Царица Луна]

I prefer to be than not be.

Have Africa, Asia, Europe, North America, or South America united as one nation?

[thebiscotticakeman]

id take the first one

would you be a sorcerer or a hexer ?

[Царица Луна]

Sorcerer.

9mm or .45 ACP?

[Anton]

Ugh, this topic ended in a post without a question... But now, I have a critical question, so let's revive it !

In an online game (FPS, STR, or MOBA)
Would you rather...

-Always being the reason of your team loss, even if you're at your best, (with a good PC and internet connexion, etc...)
or
-Always have the ping reaching atrocious limits, no matter the config. (when it's over 9000 ms, for example)

[Grams]

Rather always be the reason of loss. With a ping that fucking high, it wouldn't even be playable. Let alone getting into a server that wouldn't have restrictions or kicked you out.

If I could just not play PC, I'd choose that. But, I can't.

[Anton]

Well, it was kinda figurative, and exaggerated. ^^

You should now ask a would-you-rather question right after answering mine, that'd be nice.

[Grams]

Oh, wasn't sure how this worked.

Would you rather...

-Have a friend executed for a crime they didn't commit?
or
-Trim your nails on a chalkboard for the rest of your life?

[Daniël]

The latter, the habit of biting my nails would finally have its perks.

Would you rather have to sign up to every site you on with a username that ends with 69 or be called Frederick in real life?

[thebiscotticakeman]

i think ill choose the first one daniel

would you rather eat a rat or a raccoon

[Llama]

Rat. I hear it tastes okay if prepared just right, but I dunno.

Would you rather have your mouth cut up into a Glasgow Smile with a spoon or have have both of your thumbs cut off with a spoon.

[Царица Луна]

Would prefer to have my mouth cut; it would be easier to stitch it together than a thumb completely cut off.

Have an easy job that's not at all interesting, or have a stressful job that is completely aligned with your interests (pay not a factor)?

[Tosh]

Would prefer to have my mouth cut; it would be easier to stitch it together than a thumb completely cut off.

Have an easy job that's not at all interesting, or have a stressful job that is completely aligned with your interests (pay not a factor)?

Second one.

Would you rather:

Get raped by a good looking dude with a huge cock for 2 min

or

Get raped by a greasy, pale and obese guy with a small cock for 1 hour


These are the questions that keep me up at night.