Would you rather..?

[Lord]

Neither, I'm not gay.

Cats or Dogs?

[Tosh]

Neither, I'm not gay.

That's not how you play the game... Be a man and take a cock up your ass!

Anyways, dogs.

[Царица Луна]

Have a complete collection of pre-2000 games for consoles or PC?

[Chris]

2nd one
Would you rather be an Admin or have an honorary status? On TDD

[Mitch]

Admin because then I could just get honorary whenever I wanted.

Third asscheek with 1 asshole in the middle of it or 2 assholes that both need to shit at different times.

[Tosh]

Dual asshole, I'd be a god among the scat community.

Have to walk upside down on your hands or be a paraplegic?

[Llama]

Paraplegic. I can barely hold a decent handstand for more than ten seconds.

Be stalked every day by an old man and never know when he'll make a move on you, or live with the most annoying person you know for the rest of your life?

[Will]

I'd much rather be stalked.

Would you rather eat a DVD/CD disc, or be accidentally poked in the eye once a month?

[Tosh]

Second one.

Lose a leg or an arm?

[Grams]

Second one.

Lose a leg or an arm?

Arm. Can't walk with one leg and I could get by with one arm.

-Burn to death?
or
-Drown?

[Four]

Burn cause it seems slower.
Listen to Friday for the rest of your life or your least favorite song.

[jota]

If I choose my least favorite song that means my least favorite song is Friday because I didn't choose, so neither one.

Only be casual friends with the woman/man you truly love for the rest of your life, or be the rest of your life (date/get married) with someone you don't love.

[Mitch]

Prolly the second one because it would hurt a lot less, plus I could have an affair lol.

Cups or Glasses

[Yogurt]

glasses are fucking hot so that

king of the forbidden kingdom of Filipino folklore known simply as shi'pok'gha'khan or own a hwo'kyo'dohn (a cross breed beast of Filipino folklore) as a pet

[Mitch]

second one.

will the world round or will he flat.