Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

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Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby lordkazari » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:19 pm

Yo da magic king pondered ta himself why he didn't eat da booty an' then he ate da booty. But he forgot ta stop grubbin on dong. da end iz near, an' sadly da king wuz uh gaylord an' gave uh ripe dong ta his own butthole. Afterwards he go down on himself which felt like strawberry jam rubbing on his booty cheeks. Then he took uh picture o' his disgusting taint an' posted it on uh pivot joint on Droidz fo' Osman ta ease dat dong into his mouf. What followed next wuz truly astounding. In his mouf da three-pronged huge pink dildo inserted itself into his pouting lips. He screamed out, "MmmMHHmh pffsshmmmsshmm mmpphnm", an' then came. Then as his tight anus ruptured he began ta majestically levitate upwards until he wuz majestically levitating upwards, an' found himself majestically plummeting downwards until he wuz stopped by da ground. da magic o' dis here moment erected his euphoria so greatly dat his euphoria erected an' blacked out. Upon awakening, he majestically levitated upwards towards uh huge dong. da dong majestically levitated downwards right into his dong, then it majestically levitated upwards into his mouf suffocating him. He died. Meanwhile, da king's necromancer, Jeff, ate his dong. It tasted great. "What da fuq!" he said, dumbfounded. da dong wuz actually uh bomb made out o' many smaller dicks dat each individually majestically levitated upwards into his mouf. Purging uncontrollably, da dong bomb exploded an' then imploded into uh lady box inside his mouf. In Wod's anus, an abscess formed causing him ta majestically levitate upwards into da pizza inside his mouf. Twelve young chil'ns died dat day. da funeral wuz not too bad. uh light breeze from Wod's anus into his mouf became very obvious. "Why iz dis here breeze majestically levitating into da coffins?" "You pimpz suck!" cried da ghosts. Dongs, dongs, dongs majestically levitated upward until Saint Peter wuz impaled by goku's kamehameha wave in his mouf sho 'nuff!

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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Alca » Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:06 pm

No offence, but you're beyond help. Please do not attempt to write again.
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Sifter » Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:54 pm

I think it was intentional for him to write like this. Still, that was bad.
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby lordkazari » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:13 pm

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Franklin » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:53 pm

lordkazari wrote:Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

How does one even respond to this like holy shit.
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Ga'ry » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:45 am

lordkazari wrote:
Please leave me some feedback on how I can improve


Quit writing, then you really improved
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Daniël » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:10 pm

lordkazari wrote:Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

That's racist.
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Sifter » Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:08 pm

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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Hype » Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:08 pm

Extra wrote:
lordkazari wrote:
Please leave me some feedback on how I can improve


Quit writing, then you really improved

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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Franklin » Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:24 pm

lordkazari wrote:Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby lordkazari » Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:47 pm

How is that racist? Do you guys even know what racism is?
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Grams » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:40 pm

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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby lordkazari » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:42 pm

What?
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Re: Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

Postby Gary » Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:12 pm

lordkazari wrote:Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect


that is probably the most racist thing ive heard on this site in a long time.
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