Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Want a headache? Come here!

Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Bolt » Sun May 11, 2014 3:11 am

This is a no-google question. If you google it, you lose.

I seriously wonder why we'd have print on toilet paper. A lot of budget brands also include this feature, and all it can do it increase the overall cost. I never get any satisfaction from the printing, and have never done anything crafty like wiping on the dolphins (maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years)

Sincerely,
Chris
2 years print-free, and counting.
BoltOffline
set2
set2
User avatar
 
Posts: 30
Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 2:37 am

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby .Gage » Sun May 11, 2014 3:12 am

To charge more money I am assuming

Also so we can wipe in style
download shit
.GageOffline
VIP
User avatar
 
Posts: 1546
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:20 pm

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Axon » Sun May 11, 2014 3:48 am

toilet paper prints are true art
AxonOffline
aye lmoa
aye lmoa
User avatar
 
Posts: 583
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:51 am
Location: --

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Jojishi » Sun May 11, 2014 4:10 am

It's the only way those artists can get paid and have their work seen.
JojishiOffline
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar
 
Posts: 2178
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:06 am

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby tuna » Sun May 11, 2014 4:11 am

So we can all achieve ink poisoning through our ass.
tunaOffline
certified fresh
certified fresh
User avatar
 
Posts: 2777
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:46 am
Location: south-west uk

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Juke » Sun May 11, 2014 4:16 am

The design soothens me.......
JukeOffline
Honorary
 
Posts: 1344
Joined: Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:55 pm

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Bolt » Sun May 11, 2014 4:28 am

Juke wrote:The design soothens me.......

That's a placebo effect caused by the chloroform on your anus.
BoltOffline
set2
set2
User avatar
 
Posts: 30
Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 2:37 am

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Axon » Sun May 11, 2014 4:36 am

Juke wrote:The design soothens me.......



then you have been brainwashed! down with printed toilet paper!
AxonOffline
aye lmoa
aye lmoa
User avatar
 
Posts: 583
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:51 am
Location: --

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby .Gage » Sun May 11, 2014 5:20 am

Actually I remember now (I didn't Google so shush)
It's to help grab the poop out of your butt c:
download shit
.GageOffline
VIP
User avatar
 
Posts: 1546
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:20 pm

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby The Black Mamba » Sun May 11, 2014 11:46 pm

Jojishi wrote:It's the only way those artists can get paid and have their work seen.


We're wiping our asses with their art, literally.
This is more of a humor thread lol.
The Black MambaOffline
HONEY!!!!!!!!
HONEY!!!!!!!!
User avatar
 
Posts: 1836
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:27 pm

Re: Why do we get printed toilet paper?

Postby Cowboy Memebop » Mon May 12, 2014 2:41 am

to make more art
Cowboy MemebopOffline
Professional
Professional
User avatar
 
Posts: 594
Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:15 pm


Return to Debate Area

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron