General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

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General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Mitch » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:35 am

Anything that you don't see as being worthy of its own thread should be posted here. Pics, jokes, greentexts and maybe videos ect.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Lord » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:45 pm

Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............


To get to the other side!
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Anton » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudCIt-AuvE

the description says "dont worry, i havent quit pivot", this caught my attention
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Lord » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:51 pm

Was my joke not funny?
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Anton » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:04 pm

Don't want to be sarcastic by saying "ah ha ha so funny".
That joke was basic, but it's well done to have put this in the second post in a thread where there will be dozens of pages. (thumbsup
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby .Gage » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:59 pm

Why did the chicke-

DANGIT LORDPIVOT YOU TOOK MY JOKE
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby tuna » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:41 pm

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Mitch » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:42 pm

LordPivot wrote:Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............


To get to the other side!

Can we actually fucking not cunt.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Jojishi » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:18 am

Am I the only one that finds the chicken crossing the road joke funny? I used to think it was dumb when I was a kid, but then I looked into it deeper and over the course of my life I've read many different meanings from it. When you look at the meanings in the joke it can be quite funny. I went into a raging fit of laughter one day when I finally realised (when I was... maybe 11) that it's funny because it isn't funny. It's a classic example of bait and switch because you expect there to be a punch line, but there just isn't. The punch line is that there isn't one. At least that's my interpretation of the chicken joke.

But I acknowledge that going on about the chicken joke has probably annoyed a few people so I'll try to say something funny... I guess. Um...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!
Knock knock.
Tell me who's there, God damn it!
Knock knock.
Listen pal, I'm going to fucking bash your - Oh wait I just got it. Lol.
Lol.

And they lived happily ever after.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Fear » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:43 am

Motavation Chicken Speaker standing at the Podium: I hope to see the day when chickens can cross the road and not have there motives questioned.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Echo » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:18 am

What happens if you fuck a lemon without a condom?
You get lemonAIDS :D
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Lithium wrote:Enjoyed that, how about making one with a huge boulder chasing a dude. I reckon you'd be really good at something like that. (thumbsup (thumbsup
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Lord » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:22 am

Jojishi wrote:Am I the only one that finds the chicken crossing the road joke funny? I used to think it was dumb when I was a kid, but then I looked into it deeper and over the course of my life I've read many different meanings from it. When you look at the meanings in the joke it can be quite funny. I went into a raging fit of laughter one day when I finally realised (when I was... maybe 11) that it's funny because it isn't funny. It's a classic example of bait and switch because you expect there to be a punch line, but there just isn't. The punch line is that there isn't one. At least that's my interpretation of the chicken joke.

But I acknowledge that going on about the chicken joke has probably annoyed a few people so I'll try to say something funny... I guess. Um...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!
Knock knock.
Tell me who's there, God damn it!
Knock knock.
Listen pal, I'm going to fucking bash your - Oh wait I just got it. Lol.
Lol.

And they lived happily ever after.

You hit the nail on the head with why I said it.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby XElite109 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:10 pm

(big grin
LordPivot wrote:Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............


To get to the other side!

Why hasn't my dick smacked you in the face yet?
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because your ass is long distance and I can't afford that shit
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Mitch » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:00 pm

Yeah this was a mistake.
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby Yogurt » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:05 pm

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LOOK AT THAT SMUG FUCKER'S FACE
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