General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

[Kev]

hes beautiful

[Mitch]

Nevermind.

[Kev]

[tenks]

Stop having fun whenever I'm trying to sleep for fucks sake, I'm sick of this I'm killing myself bye

[Mitch]

Stop having fun whenever I'm trying to sleep for fucks sake, I'm sick of this I'm killing myself bye

[SIFTER]

-Do you speak english?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast!!

[XElite109]

-Do you speak english?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast!!

I love this one so much

[Gage]

[Tom]

Think I popped a blood vessel.

[Lord]

-Do you speak english?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast!!

I love this one so much

Took me 2 times to understand it. Jokes are only funny if you get it the first time.

[tenks]

Oh shit we soft ghetto humor in here?

[Kev]

mb shes boiling saltwater because her husband has a sore throat

[jota]

[Gary]

I saw those gifs a few days ago. I love the sunglasses one, heh

[Kev]

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