General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

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Postby socks » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:19 pm

Alca wrote:A woman was in a coma for months.. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?!"

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."

fantastic.
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Postby Raymond » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:45 pm

I saw this on Reddit today and it made me laugh so here's to all you DBZ fans....

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Postby SIFTER » Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:11 pm

you'd never know whether it's vaginal or anal hole that we're looking at.

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Postby Gage » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:50 pm

Dayz was completely ready for Mines and Bear Traps, yes
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Postby XElite109 » Fri May 01, 2015 8:35 pm

So a patient goes and visits his doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and worse news. the patient ask whats the bad news? the doctor says you results came in and you only have 24 hours to live.
the patient said in surprise oh my god if thats the bad news how can there be worse news? the doctor replies saying Because I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.
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Postby Liteicon » Sat May 02, 2015 4:22 am

Fvcking wierd

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Postby Gage » Sat May 02, 2015 5:39 am

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Postby Gary » Sat May 02, 2015 8:06 pm

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Postby Franklin » Sat May 02, 2015 8:15 pm

Liteicon wrote:fucked up stuff

holy shit





wtf is wrong with me
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Re: General Humor/Jokes thread [1]

Postby socks » Sat May 02, 2015 9:06 pm

Liteicon wrote:Fvcking wierd

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Postby Liteicon » Sun May 03, 2015 2:59 am

socks wrote:
Liteicon wrote:Fvcking wierd

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Cornella is fantastic
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Postby Anton » Sun May 03, 2015 3:21 pm

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Postby Liteicon » Mon May 04, 2015 9:43 am

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Postby Gage » Mon May 04, 2015 10:07 am

9gag keeps stealing my memes

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Postby Llama » Sat May 09, 2015 3:43 pm

I took this at Walmart. I wasn't aware my phone was able to pick up the private internet connections of Norse gods.

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