rap battle thread

[Anton]

He thought he had authority with that shiny dark red
But failed completely, grasping this thread
Your lines make no sense whatsoever
You should leave this place forever
If by chance you obtain some maturity
Coming back here might be a possibility.
Now go, before someone else
Will go stomp your face

[Daniël]

Uh yeah...

Let me get my rapcore on on, yeah...

Alright.

I don't need to look hard, to start the dissin',
your sig is Pivot animated, niggah what have you been missin'?
If you try to start a hype, shit man, you're late,
Pivot signatures are way 2008.
Hittin' bitches like you, yeah it's my specialty,
take one step closer and that's one more fuckin' casualty.
Once I start struttin', I'm gonna turn ballistic,
today you're Anton, tomorrow a statistic.
You entered the lion's den and niggah, you rap bad,
try all you want, new year ain't gonna change that.
Aim to succeed, then find out how to fail,
turn your bitch-ass head, between your legs I see a tail.
Never will you compare to me, that's without a doubt,
don't even try responding, 'cause niggah I am out.

[tuna]

aight back this shit up (tape rewinding sound effect)

cmon daniel man, lets start this up again
or leave this thread alone if you're afraid of pain
lets see you "strut", lets see you "turn ballistic"
thats if all those research chems havent turned you autistic?
yea
danny boi; - no inters having boi
or did you move up? who remembers anyway oiiiii
yea, lets see you try me
try to be me, man you wish you could be

and your mum gives out sex for freeeeeeeeeeee

[Gary]

bap zap dab-a-doo-wap

[Daniël]

Try to be you? Boy that sounds like hell.
You're probably named Tuna 'cuz you tried to drown yourself.
I'm the fucking GOAT, while you get dusty on a shelf.

You little kids vs me? What you niglets try to do here,
come on, behave piglet, get yo ass back to Poo bear.
Fuckin' with me, joking about those chemicals,
meanwhile I'm bouncing around in South Park, with my big ass chemo balls.
You know there's more to come when the line ends with a comma,
'cause niggah after that, I'll be bouncing on you momma.

You think you seen shit, then you haven't seen the real me,
I'm fucking immortal, a bear can't even kill me.
Because dying is something I cannot comprehend,
when I die, I'll stay alive. I'm the motherfucking revenant.

[illogical]

right, get outta my seat
drop my mic, do the meet 'n greet.
bein' here? I'm watin' time,
I might as well be a mime!
Let me say something,
Mr Lower-than-the-bum-thing
when i finish this octave,
you aren't very safe
go back to your corner
and cry like a mourner