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General Humor/Jokes thread [1]
Anything that you don't see as being worthy of its own thread should be posted here. Pics, jokes, greentexts and maybe videos ect.
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Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............
To get to the other side!
To get to the other side!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudCIt-AuvE
the description says "dont worry, i havent quit pivot", this caught my attention
the description says "dont worry, i havent quit pivot", this caught my attention
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Was my joke not funny?
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Don't want to be sarcastic by saying "ah ha ha so funny".
That joke was basic, but it's well done to have put this in the second post in a thread where there will be dozens of pages.
That joke was basic, but it's well done to have put this in the second post in a thread where there will be dozens of pages.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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LordPivot wrote:Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............
To get to the other side!
Can we actually fucking not cunt.
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Am I the only one that finds the chicken crossing the road joke funny? I used to think it was dumb when I was a kid, but then I looked into it deeper and over the course of my life I've read many different meanings from it. When you look at the meanings in the joke it can be quite funny. I went into a raging fit of laughter one day when I finally realised (when I was... maybe 11) that it's funny because it isn't funny. It's a classic example of bait and switch because you expect there to be a punch line, but there just isn't. The punch line is that there isn't one. At least that's my interpretation of the chicken joke.
But I acknowledge that going on about the chicken joke has probably annoyed a few people so I'll try to say something funny... I guess. Um...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!
Knock knock.
Tell me who's there, God damn it!
Knock knock.
Listen pal, I'm going to fucking bash your - Oh wait I just got it. Lol.
Lol.
And they lived happily ever after.
But I acknowledge that going on about the chicken joke has probably annoyed a few people so I'll try to say something funny... I guess. Um...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!
Knock knock.
Tell me who's there, God damn it!
Knock knock.
Listen pal, I'm going to fucking bash your - Oh wait I just got it. Lol.
Lol.
And they lived happily ever after.
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Motavation Chicken Speaker standing at the Podium: I hope to see the day when chickens can cross the road and not have there motives questioned.
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What happens if you fuck a lemon without a condom?
You get lemonAIDS :D
You get lemonAIDS :D
Lithium wrote:Enjoyed that, how about making one with a huge boulder chasing a dude. I reckon you'd be really good at something like that.
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Jojishi wrote:Am I the only one that finds the chicken crossing the road joke funny? I used to think it was dumb when I was a kid, but then I looked into it deeper and over the course of my life I've read many different meanings from it. When you look at the meanings in the joke it can be quite funny. I went into a raging fit of laughter one day when I finally realised (when I was... maybe 11) that it's funny because it isn't funny. It's a classic example of bait and switch because you expect there to be a punch line, but there just isn't. The punch line is that there isn't one. At least that's my interpretation of the chicken joke.
But I acknowledge that going on about the chicken joke has probably annoyed a few people so I'll try to say something funny... I guess. Um...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!
Knock knock.
Tell me who's there, God damn it!
Knock knock.
Listen pal, I'm going to fucking bash your - Oh wait I just got it. Lol.
Lol.
And they lived happily ever after.
You hit the nail on the head with why I said it.
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"Some people get so caught up in perfecting their movements and effects, that they forget what an animation is meant to do, entertain people." - LordPivot
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LordPivot wrote:Hey guys, Why'd the chicken cross the road?.............
To get to the other side!
Why hasn't my dick smacked you in the face yet?
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CENSORED THIS TIME.
LOOK AT THAT SMUG FUCKER'S FACE
CENSORED THIS TIME.
LOOK AT THAT SMUG FUCKER'S FACE
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