Some Creative Writing I Did For Practice

[lordkazari]

Yo da magic king pondered ta himself why he didn't eat da booty an' then he ate da booty. But he forgot ta stop grubbin on dong. da end iz near, an' sadly da king wuz uh gaylord an' gave uh ripe dong ta his own butthole. Afterwards he go down on himself which felt like strawberry jam rubbing on his booty cheeks. Then he took uh picture o' his disgusting taint an' posted it on uh pivot joint on Droidz fo' Osman ta ease dat dong into his mouf. What followed next wuz truly astounding. In his mouf da three-pronged huge pink dildo inserted itself into his pouting lips. He screamed out, "MmmMHHmh pffsshmmmsshmm mmpphnm", an' then came. Then as his tight anus ruptured he began ta majestically levitate upwards until he wuz majestically levitating upwards, an' found himself majestically plummeting downwards until he wuz stopped by da ground. da magic o' dis here moment erected his euphoria so greatly dat his euphoria erected an' blacked out. Upon awakening, he majestically levitated upwards towards uh huge dong. da dong majestically levitated downwards right into his dong, then it majestically levitated upwards into his mouf suffocating him. He died. Meanwhile, da king's necromancer, Jeff, ate his dong. It tasted great. "What da fuq!" he said, dumbfounded. da dong wuz actually uh bomb made out o' many smaller dicks dat each individually majestically levitated upwards into his mouf. Purging uncontrollably, da dong bomb exploded an' then imploded into uh lady box inside his mouf. In Wod's anus, an abscess formed causing him ta majestically levitate upwards into da pizza inside his mouf. Twelve young chil'ns died dat day. da funeral wuz not too bad. uh light breeze from Wod's anus into his mouf became very obvious. "Why iz dis here breeze majestically levitating into da coffins?" "You pimpz suck!" cried da ghosts. Dongs, dongs, dongs majestically levitated upward until Saint Peter wuz impaled by goku's kamehameha wave in his mouf sho 'nuff!

Please leave me some feedback on how I can improve

[Alca]

No offence, but you're beyond help. Please do not attempt to write again.

[SIFTER]

I think it was intentional for him to write like this. Still, that was bad.

[lordkazari]

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

[Franklin]

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

How does one even respond to this like holy shit.

[Extra]

Please leave me some feedback on how I can improve

Quit writing, then you really improved

[Daniël]

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

That's racist.

[SIFTER]

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[Finom]

Please leave me some feedback on how I can improve

Quit writing, then you really improved

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[Franklin]

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

non racist people dislikes this

[lordkazari]

How is that racist? Do you guys even know what racism is?

[Grams]

WOW MASTER TROLL XXXXXXDDDDD THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

[lordkazari]

What?

[Gary]

Yes it was practice for my upcoming linguistic course at uni, the theme is modern african american dialect

that is probably the most racist thing ive heard on this site in a long time.