Nice Pants wrote:I've trained my bowels to only shit in the comfort of my own home. When I was ever at school I would always let out silent farts here and there, with a slight grumble and movement in my intestines, but it would always know it wasn't time. As soon as I got through the front door my anus would speak to me in the form of loud chortling farts, letting me know that if I was ready, so was it.
That's poetic man.
'At's right!